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2003-07-07 - 8:48 p.m.

I'm reading: Apple.com

I'm listening to: Weather Report

Quote O' The Day: "Oh. You meant my cock."

Become an addict!

She�ll Beg For You To Stop After You Show Her Your New Joystick

See How Amazed She Gets After She Sees Your New Dip Stick

Make Her Wish Your Were Smaller After She Sees What You Got

Rip Her Twat Apart With Your Walloping Sized Meat Wrench

Increase The Size Of Your Tool Without Dangerous Surgery

Get Her Excited With Your Massive Size Rod

She Will Beg For More After She Gets A Piece Of Your New Sex Pistol

Make Her Suffocate On Your Fat Johnson

Break Walls Apart With Your Humungous Knob

Make Her Swallow While She�s On Top Of Your Tree Stump

Impress Your Girl With Your New Massive Package

Want Her Sucking And Riding Your New Huge Jumbo Rod?

What smells funny?

Work Her Out With Your Whopping Knob

have a foot long snake in your trousers

Reach Her Clit By Shoving Your Dip Stick Down Her Throat

Make Her Bleed After You Smack Her Cockpit With Your Humungous Wood

Tear Buildings Down With Your Heavyweight Humungous Walloping Knob

People will mistake it for a baseball bat

Smash Walls To Pieces With Your New Monster Member

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